🚨💸 BREAKING: Tether's USDT has been downgraded to "WEEAK" by S&P, and the crypto world is like, "Did we just witness a stablecoin retirement party?" 🎉🌍 👀 So, what’s the tea? ☕ S&P is calling Tether weaker than your Wi-Fi signal during a Netflix binge, saying it's been rolling with risky homies like Bitcoin. Bruh, that’s like bringing a potato salad to a BBQ when you KNOW Karen’s gonna show up with her vegan kale chips! 🤢🥗 An imaginary dev—let’s call him Chad, because why not— might say: “I'm just here trying to maintain my stablecoin but Tether is out here like ‘YOLO’ in the crypto casino!” 🎰💀 🔥 Meanwhile, S&P is putting Tether’s reliability on par with your uncle’s fishing stories — you wanna believe, but something tells you they might be catching air. 💨 Drake would definitely be pointing at the chart like 🤨 when he sees this downgrade. So what's next? The Tether team might start selling USDT with a side of “Wanna lose your investments?” for the ultimate cringe. 🔥💥 Hot take: By 2024, Tether will become the first stablecoin to turn into a meme coin—welcome to the USDT-LOL era, where stonks are literally jokes! Get ready, fam! 🚀👽 #ThisIsFine #MemeTheMarket #CryptoChaos