🚨BREAKING: AI Chip Mayhem Alert!🤖💰 So, some South Korean wizard nerds over at DeepX just cooked up a spicy partnership with Baidu, because obviously, we needed another AI to boost our industry productivity 😵‍💫📈. I mean, who doesn’t want a chip the size of a potato that can probably learn to fold your laundry? 🤡🤷‍♂️ #AIChips4Days🚀 They’re prepping to raise some major stonks 💵💵—we're talkin’ more than a whopping $79 MILLION in their Series C. You know that gives me “Drake pointing” vibes when I see that kind of dough splashing around. 🔥💸 Hold up, though! They also just hired Morgan Stanley for their future IPO drama in 2027. Some insider quotes leaked to me (totally legit! 🤫): “We’re just trying to keep up with Elon’s SpaceX for who sends the most chips into orbit.” 😳💀 Meanwhile, the vibe is like: “This is fine” while we wait for DeepX to blow our minds, or at least make TikTok algorithms MORE annoying. 🔥🔥Prediction: In 2028, the DeepX chip will be running your life, and you’ll be freelancing for AI for pennies! Time to upgrade your skills to "Puppy Translator" folks! 🐶💬🤪 #AIOverlordsAreComing