🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: South Korea is officially declaring war on smartphone culture in schools! 📵🤡 In a move that has middle schoolers everywhere absolutely seething, lawmakers have banned smartphones in ALL elementary and middle school classrooms starting in 2026. That's right—NO more TikTok dances during math class! 💀💃 But let's be real, this isn't just about phones. This is South Korea's way of saying: “Hey kids, put the phone down, your STONKS💰 in life will thank you later!” They MUST be tired of seeing kids get distracted building digital empires instead of actual ones. 🤖🔥 And check this out: while teachers can confiscate phones (imagine that POWER 💪), there’s no formal punishment for the lil' rule-breakers. It’s basically like saying, “You better not play Fortnite in class, or we’ll have a stern talk… maybe.” 😂 Rumor has it a “leaked” statement from a frustrated middle school teacher went like this: “Imagine telling kids to READ a book instead of scrolling through the 'gram. My brain is literally melting!” 📚😳 🚀 Hot Take Alert: By 2028, we’ll see a new breed of nerd—fully uneducated, but they can ace Fortnite. This is fine. 🔥🤯 #Based #WeebsRise #ZoomersGonnaZoom