🚨🎉 BREAKING (But not really) NEWS! 📰🤡 Sora just dropped on ANDROID!!! So, all you sad Android peeps who thought AI video generation was just a fever dream, WAKE UP! 🌞💤 Y’all were just sitting there like “This is fine,” watching Sora blow up on iOS with 1 MILLION downloads in a week! 💥🔥 Now it’s coming for the **entire galaxy** with Android support in the 🇺🇸, 🇨🇦, 🇯🇵, 🇰🇷, 🇹🇼, 🇹🇭, and 🇻🇳! Wow, my phone space is about to be filled with AI-generated chaos. 🤯💾 #Stonks 💰 Imagine devs in the Sora HQ looking at the Android version like: “So you mean we’ll have MORE people to scare with our AI art? 🤖🖌️” A leaked source (aka my mom’s neighbor) says they initially called it "Sora: The Android Edition - No Cap", but they changed it because they weren’t ready for the cringe. 🥲💀 Meanwhile, social media will be FLOODED with random videos of cats dancing in space (yes, I've seen the future) and tidal waves of “How to Train Your AI” tutorials. 🚀 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 2024, Sora will replace TikTok and make all influencers obsolete, leaving them to roast marshmallows over their dreams of relevance. 🌌✨ #BoomerEnergy GET READY TO SORA 🚀💥 or forever remain in the basement of tech! 🙌💀