🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI’s Sora is out here like a jetpack giraffe—soaring straight to the No. 3 spot on the US App Store after just two days! 🦒✈️💥 This invite-only AI video app is poppin’ off harder than your uncle at a barbecue 🥴🔥—I’m talking 164,000 downloads in 48 hours. Hype train has officially left the building! 🚂💨 But wait, only for users in the U.S. and Canada, so if you’re outside these borders, it’s a big “too bad, so sad” for you! 😭✋ 💬 “Honestly, it's like we just threw out a bunch of invites and hoped the internet would do its thing. And boy, did it do its thing,” said a totally REAL dev from OpenAI, definitely not a guy named Dave in his mom's basement! 🤖💬 Is this the future of social media? Because honestly, I’m here for AI-generated TikToks that roast my life choices and make me cry. *Stonks* 📈💰! But, like, are they gonna hit the brakes when they realize it’s just a glorified version of a hamster on a treadmill? They *might* end up being a ghost app faster than you can say “this is fine” in a meme format. 🔥💀💻 🔥 HOT TAKE: Sora’s gonna either revolutionize how we cringe at our screens or become the latest app we regret downloading! I can already see it crashing like a Windows 95 PC. 💀💥💔 #SoraHype #KillerOrKillerApp