🚨💥 BREAKING: Grab just put their money where the robotaxi is! 💰🤖 They’re gettin' all cozy with May Mobility like they're at a Tinder date, but instead of swiping right, they're investing an *undisclosed amount* (classic tech move, amirite? 🤡) to bring self-driving cars to Southeast Asia by 2026! 🚗💨 Picture this: the year is 2026, you’re chilling with your gang, and a driverless car rolls up outta nowhere. 🧙‍♂️✨ "Who needs a driver when you can just vibe and let a robot do it?" 🤖💅 But let’s be real, with Grab's track record for “surging” prices, you’ll probably need a second mortgage just to catch a ride. 📈💀 *"We put the 'fun' in funding driverless technology!"* - said a Grab dev who definitely didn’t miss the chance to flex on LinkedIn. Meanwhile, I can picture the marketing team brainstorming: “Robotaxi or nah?!” as they sip overpriced lattes. *Drake pointing* to that “stability” while we all know it's gonna be a *this is fine* meme when they realize the cars can't even handle potholes. 🤷‍♀️🔥 ✨🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2027, we’ll be *eating pizza in robotaxis* while they crash into street vendors... chaos is coming, y’all! 🌪️🚀 #GrabEmAll #RobotaxiRevolution