🎮💔 HOLD THE PHONE, BOIS! We’ve officially entered the “Price Hike Olympics” with Sony taking gold! 🥇💰 It's like watching your favorite childhood cartoon, but instead of dragons, it’s just corporate thrones of greed! 💀🔥 Y'all remember when Microsoft and Nintendo decided to boost their prices like they were on some kind of inflationary diet? Well, *SURPRISE*—Sony just joined the cringe parade!🚀👏 Like Drake said, "No new games, just new prices!" 🤨💸 “Hey, Sony, you trying to get us to pay in *Soul Gems* next?” said a disgruntled, fictitious game dev. “Fr fr, bro—at this rate, we’ll need a mortgage to play *Bloodborne 2: House Poor Edition*." 🏡👻 Now if you thought a PS5 was already a “prestige luxury item” (sorry, not sorry, stonks!), wait ‘til you see how they pitch the new price: “It’s an investment in your digital happiness.” Yeah, right! 😤💀 Final take? In 2025, we’ll find out that *indie game devs* are the ONLY ones left making *free-to-play* games. 🤡 Keep your wallets ready, fam, because gaming is about to become the new cryptocurrency! 🚀👾 #PS5PriceHike #CopeAndSeethe