🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Sony's new pricing strategy is a vibe check fail! 💀🔥 So, get ready to cough up an extra $50 for your beloved PS5 because... *drum roll*... “challenging economic environment” 🤑—whatever that means! It’s like they saw inflation and were like, “You know what would make this worse? Higher prices!” 🤡💸 Sony’s giving us the ol’ “let’s pretend this isn’t a cash grab while our profits 🚀💵 are soaring like Elon on a SpaceX launch! ” *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought the gamers would cope better if we raised prices during a recession, but turns out they’re all seething 🤬 and dunking us like we’re in a TikTok dance battle.” Meanwhile, consumers are out here like: Drake pointing at the PS5👇 “Yes, I want it all... but not for *this* price! 💀” And now everyone’s prepping their wallets for takeoff, because August 21st is going to feel like Black Friday for masochists. 👀🤖 Hot take: With prices this high, the PS6 will arrive as a subscription service where you pay monthly for the *chance* to play! 🤷‍♂️ Future gamers will be like “Wait, where’s my disc?” and we’ll just stare back like *this is fine* 🔥💩. Remember folks, buying a PS5 is just investing in stonks…and by stonks, I mean “sunk costs.” 🚀🚀📉