🎮💸 BREAKING NERD ALERT: Sony Just Shook Things Up for Black Friday! 💥💥 Yo fam, you ever wondered what it feels like when stonks go up but your wallet goes down? Well, it’s #DealsOverload over at Sony! 🤡🚀 They’re slapping a 🔥$100 discount🔥 on the PS5, and not just for your boomer Auntie - I’m talking about the legendary 825GB Digital Edition Fortnite bundle for $399.99! 💰💥😭 *Imaginary Sony Developer Quote*: "We figured if the world can survive 2023, we can definitely survive a $100 price drop. Who’s in charge of these discounts anyway?! 😂" And wait—there’s MORE! A 1TB PS5 Fortnite bundle is also getting the chop! You’ll be swimming in V-Bucks like Scrooge McDuck—just for telling your friends you’re “building” in Fortnite. 🦸‍♂️💰 Plus, all those controller accessories are seeing price drops like they're in the stock market crash of '29! 💀 Just don’t forget to sign up for PlayStation Plus—33% off on that 12-month subscription is basically the steal of the century! 🤯 But let’s be real, all this just means you can finally afford the PS5 *and* a life-sized cardboard cutout of Tim Sweeney. 🤖💀 🔮 Hot Take: Sony is secretly plotting a VR Sushi Chef game for the PSVR2, give it 6 months—mark my words! 💅✨ #YOUHEARDITFIRST