🎮💸🎉 *BREAKING* - Sony just dropped a bombshell about its PS Plus 3-TIER TACO TUESDAY, and they’re saying it’s “surpassed our expectations.” 🙌💯 Meanwhile, I’m just over here like 🤢 “What expectations?!” 💣 So, apparently, their Premium tier—aka the "I’ll sell my kidney to play this" package—has grown a spicy 18% in the past year. $160/year, and what do you get? **EXPLOSIVE CONTENT** like old PS2 games and a library that feels like your grandpa's attic. 🔥👴 In a leaked Zoom call, one dev is heard saying: “We knew the gamers were thirsty, but WOW these stonks are higher than my late-night chocolate milk bender!” 😂📈 #Based But hold up, remember when we said this is fine? Because let's be real, 15 years and they still don’t have a better name than “PS Plus”? 🤦‍♂️ #CringeAlert Here’s the tea, fam ☕: if Sony doesn’t step up its game, I predict that the next PS Plus tier will be the “$5000, Unlimited Disappointment” tier—and yes, it’ll still be *exclusively* for nostalgia! 🤖✨ #HotTake *Retweet if you’re HYPED for mediocrity in 2024!*