🎮✨ 🎤 *BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS!* 🎤 ✨🎮 Sony just dropped another *snoozer* in their saga of "We don’t know how to name things." 🔥🚀 Introducing the *Inzone* gaming line: it’s like they took “zone-out” and turned it into hardware! 🤡💀 First-ever peripherals? That’s like saying your grandma made her first TikTok, bro! No cap, we’re definitely stonks on the embarrassment scale here! 📉 💻🎧 They’ve rolled out a headset, a wired keyboard (yawn 🥱), and wired earbuds—because who needs freedom, right? Every game needs shout-outs, but how are you gonna hear them with earbuds that look more like an 80s phone booth? ☎️🤣 **Developer Quote Leak!**: “We asked gamers what they wanted and they said ‘freedom,’ so we gave them a wired... everything. We thought it was cool!” - *Some Totally Real Sony Developer* 🤖💩 🔥🔥 Meanwhile, we all know this is a desperate attempt to compete with the gaming gods — Razer and Logitech. Sony, you’re the kid shouting at the hot chicks in a packed high school cafeteria! 😤💀 So, here's the unhinged take: *In three year's time, Sony’s gonna merge all their devices into a single controller that is also your new best friend. Cuz “friendship” is just a game power-up, right?* 🚀💰🕹️ Go ahead. Share this chaos! 🤪💥 #SonyIsWired #WiredAF