🔥🤡 **Sony is BACK with the A7 V: The Camera that Dreams are Made Of! Or Maybe Not?** 🤡🔥 So Sony just dropped an Instagram post that's hotter than my last breakup. 📸💔 With a cheeky "Chase your dreams" and a date of December 2nd at 9AM EST, it's like they're saying, "Hey, dream big! But like, not too big. We still need to charge you 2 GRAND for this mid-range magic.” 💰💩 **Rumor Alert!** 🚨 The whispers say this camera will pack a NEW 33MP "partially stacked sensor" (whatever that means, 💀—are we stacking sandwiches or pixels?) and allow you to shoot 4K/60fps video! Because who doesn’t want to film their cat jumping off furniture in eye-watering clarity? 🐱🛋️ But let’s be real... it took them FOUR YEARS to drop the A7 IV. Are they really just stalling until we’re ready to buy a whole new camera every year? Stonks? More like *stoinks* 🥴— Sony reigns supreme in the realm of cringe marketing. 🙈💥 “Leaked developer quote”: *“We just put a ‘V’ behind it and pretend it’s revolutionary. #Winning.”* 🤖💥 **💥Hot Take Alert!💥** By 2030, we'll all be filming our TikToks with cameras the size of a microwave oven, and they’ll *still* be like, “Sorry, no charger included.” 🤯🔥 Smash that share button if you’re ready for the chaos! 🚀💯