🚨🎧💡 BREAKING NEWS: Sonos and Philips Hue Just Had a Baby and It’s GLOWING! 💡🎶🚨 Let’s be real for a second… who thought controlling your Hue lights with your Sonos speakers was the future? 🤔 It’s like when your mom tried to connect her VHS player to WiFi. Y’all, it’s 2025, not a Back to the Future sequel! 🕒💾 So, Sonos is now flexing its built-in voice assistant to control your lights instead of just blasting the smoothest playlists while you awkwardly shimmy at home 🤠💃 . “Hey Sonos, dim the lights,” you say, and BOOM, it’s like a romantic dinner... or a horror movie? Depends on your vibe! 😂🎃 But hold up! The CTO from Philips Hue, George Yianni, is out here talking about “crossovers.” 👀 Dude, we’re not filming Endgame. Keep it to lights, George! The roadmap for the future sounds like it was written by someone who thinks "mood lighting" will save their non-existing love life. 💔🔥 And in a totally NOT cringe prediction: in a few years, your Sonos will literally read your mind and control your life. "Hey Sonos, I need motivation!" – Lights turn green, blasting motivational speeches, while your plants die in the corner. 🌱💀 #ThisIsFine STONKS? Nah, it’s more like STONKOS! 💰🚀