🚨🚨 ATTENTION SOUND WARRIORS! 🚨🚨 This Prime Day, Amazon is slashing prices like a Netflix villain 🤡🔥! Get ready to blast your neighbors with some SAVAGE deals on Sonos soundbars and speakers (because who doesn’t want to wake up the entire block at 3 a.m. with mid-range audio bliss?) 🚀🎶 Listen up— *the* Beam Gen 2 just dropped to $369 from a whopping $499! 🤯💰 That’s a 26% discount, but don’t get it twisted, it’s still a *little* pricey for a soundbar that only has one HDMI port. (Like, come on Sonos, that’s a major cringe 🙄🚫). “Bro, why can’t I plug in my gaming console?” laments a *leaked developer quote* 👀. Well, guess you’ll be playing a game of “which device should I unplug” instead of getting your stonks up, huh? 💀📉 But don’t worry fam, the sound is robust enough to wake the ghosts of your wallet! 🏚️👻 And if you're ballin’ on a budget, snag the Sonos Ray for $169! It's still a vibe and easy to set up, ya know? 🤓✌️ So, whether you're vibin' to smooth jazz or blasting death metal, it's a steal—use it to drown out your existential dread! 😂💀 Prediction: In 2025, we'll be living in a dystopia where soundbars come with built-in AI assistants that roast you for your music taste. Buckle up! 🚀💥