🔥🎤 *BREAKING: Sonos Roam Speakers Are Melting Faster Than Your Hopes and Dreams!* ☀️😱 So, fam, gather around! 🌍 You won't believe what we just uncovered! The Sonos Roam, which we thought was a cute little Spotify speaker, is apparently auditioning for the role of “Sonic Lava Lamp” in the next Pixar movie. 💀🔊☠️ Redditors are reporting that these speakers are turning into a hot mess—literally! 🔥 They’re not just ‘roaming’ anymore; they’re *roasting*. “This is fine,” said the guy holding a melted Roam like it's an ice cream cone on a July afternoon. 🍦🚫 In typical corporate fashion, Sonos was like, “Y’all are overreacting! There are only a *few* overheating issues...” 😏 But can we talk about how “a few” sounds like us trying to explain a 99% fail rate in a Tinder match? *Cringe* 😂 Meanwhile, my inside source (totally not made up) said, “We thought people wanted hot tech, not molten plastic.” 🔥💔 **Hot Take Alert!** Brace yourselves, but I predict Sonos is secretly plotting a new Roam 2.0 that doubles as a single-use campfire starter! 🌋🔥👀 *Watch out, marshmallows!* #MeltingSpeakers #SonosRoast #TechGoneWrong 🤡🥴