🎧📈💸🔥 BREAKING: Sonos just hit us with that “I’m about to raise my prices” energy like a bad Tinder date. 🤡💔 LIKE, WHY tho? You’d think they’re trying to win back our hearts with sweet kicks and late-night serenades, but NOPE! Instead, they’re hitting us with a 19% price hike faster than I can say “I regret everything.” 🤦‍♂️💀 Not to mention those tariffs from Uncle Sam – that’s more cringe than my aunt's TikTok dance at the family BBQ. 😬 Yeah, tariffs on speakers coming from Malaysia and Vietnam? BIG OOF. It’s like watching a spaceship crash land on Mars while waiting for your Spotify to load. 🚀 I can just hear the Sonos devs: “It's complicated! We’re working on a *comeback*! But also… STONKS UP!” 🤖💰 And let’s be real here: the only way Sonos is winning customers back is if they throw in a lifetime supply of nachos and a free puppy. 🐶🧀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, Sonos will start selling *premium sound waves* packaged like Apple’s new invisible iPhone – for $1,000 each! Get ready for waves of inflation, literally! 🌊💀