🚨🔊SONOS TARIFS ARE ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ON A ROLLERCOASTER 🎢💸🔊 So, picture this: Sonos just dropped its quarterly report, and guess what? The CEO, Tom Conrad, got the CEO title longer than most of us keep our New Year’s resolutions! 😅 Meanwhile, the company's revenue was $344.8 million—gorgeous, right? 🤩 But they also lost $3.4 million. That's a big oof for a company that sells overpriced speakers. Sad! 😢💔 Now, add in the spice of TRUMP’S TARIFS 🍔✨: “Hey yo, we're raising prices because the world isn’t a fair place (thank you, tariffs).” Thanks for the heads-up, Tom, but do we really need MORE expensive Sonos? Like, I can just listen to the sweet sounds of my own tears for free! 😭💀 Also, they’re saying they're working with partners to “share the costs.” Translation: "We’re gonna make you pay more, but we’re NOT sorry about it.” 😂🤷‍♂️ 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION🔥: Soon, Sonos will sell a “Tariff Edition” speaker that just plays the sound of money crying while you’re trying to vibe. “This is fine” approved! 🔥🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We were gonna lower prices, but then we thought: stonks!" 💰💥 Let’s go meme this up and tell Sonos no one asked for a price hike in the first place! 😂🤖 #SonosSeethe #TariffTears