🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: SonicWall is trying to catch some cyber bad guys, but instead, they just caught a case of the *total cringe* 🤡💀. We got our hands on ACTUAL QUOTES from their devs trying to handle this SSL VPN zero-day mess. Get your popcorn ready 🍿, because this is about to get wild: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: "So, like, how many ransomware attacks is too many? Asking for a friend...🔥" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "This is fine. 🥴" Imagine waking up one day and finding out your firewall is basically a welcome mat for Akira ransomware. Talk about *seethe* mode activated! 🚪🦠💰 🔥 Here’s the tea ☕: SonicWall says they’re investigating, but we all know it's like watching your mom try to use TikTok. It’s not gonna end well, fam. 💀 But let’s get real: If hackers are rising faster than my sleep schedule during finals 🥱, then SonicWall is about to become this year's “biggest flop” in tech. Drake would literally be pointing in disgust at this situation. 👀 🚀 Prediction Time: By 2026, SonicWall will release "SonicWall: The Movie" where the thrilling plot twist is… it turns out the firewall was just a smartphone running TikTok. THIS IS FINE. Stonks, baby! 💸📉 💥 Share this chaos and let’s all watch the cybersecurity trainwreck unfold together!!!