🚨😱 *BREAKING: SonicWall’s SSL VPN is the New Target for Akira Ransomware Hackers!* 😱🚨 Hold up! 🔥💥 Akira ransomware group is taking a detour through SonicWall’s backdoor like they're late to the cyberparty! 🎉👾 Cybersecurity experts at Rapid7 just dropped a spicy report that shows an *unhinged* surge in SonicWall intrusions over the past month. It’s like an episode of "This Is Fine," but instead of cute dogs, we've got hackers roasting SSL VPNs. 😂💀 *Leaked quote from an "unnamed developer":* "SonicWall is basically the 'welcome mat' for hackers. Might as well put up a 'come in, we’re open!' sign!" 🏠🤦‍♂️ That’s right! Akira is revving up its engines since July 2025, and SonicWall is just standing there, looking like Drake in that meme—pointing at the exit of security. 🙄🚪 If you think your VPN is secured, just remember that even those who say “no cap” are navigating through a world of cringe misconfigurations. 🛠️💔 Hot take? In 3 years, the only VPN left will be the intergalactic travelers’ network. 🚀🤖 SonicWall will be out here selling emotional support firewalls while we're all just trying to use the internet without getting hijacked. Who's down for a ride on this chaotic future?! 🤪🔥 *Share if you’re not trying to be the next target! 📈💰*