🚨🐾 *SonicWall Alert: Not the Sonic You Wanted!* 🐾🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! We've got some major tech treachery going down! 🤡💀 Apparently, unknown villainous threat actors (aka the IT Department's worst nightmare) have slipped the most unwanted party crasher into the *SonicWall NetExtender* - a trojanized version that's stealing your credentials faster than my dog after I drop a slice of pizza! 🍕💔 Imagine downloading a VPN and BAM! You’ve invited a digital squatter into your network; it’s like letting in someone at a party who just wants to drink all your White Claws and leave footprints on your mom's carpet. 🚀🚪 “NetExtender enables remote users to securely connect and run applications on the company network,” said SonicWall researcher Sravan Ganachari, who clearly never saw the plot twist coming. 😂💅 Tech companies be like, *“This is fine.”* But really? More like *Drake, pointing at good security practices!* 👀💰 And don’t get me started on ConnectWise getting caught in the crossfire like a deer in headlights—"Yo, are we the bad guys now?" No cap, fr fr. It’s a cybersecurity reality show and we’re all just here for the cringe moments. **🔥 Hot Take Alert:** By 2025, half of your Zoom calls will just be hackers trying to siphon off your coffee order. Better start crypto-caffeinating! ☕️🤖💥 #StonksToBunkers