🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sonair just dropped the 3D ultrasonic sensor and it’s basically the robot version of “Hey Siri, can you not run me over?” 🤖💥💀 Hold up! Instead of your average tech snooze-fest, this device is here to save bots from unplanned encounters with walls, chairs, and, well, that one “totally fine” cat 👀 (we see you, Mr. Whiskers). Picture this: a robot equipped with a sonar-powered, ultra-precise echolocation system—like a bat but, like, way cooler and less likely to screech while you’re napping! 😂🦇 Development “leak”: An unnamed Sonair developer allegedly said, “We just wanted to make sure robots don't commit ‘Siri-ous’ tragic accidents. I mean, who wants a death trap on wheels?” 🤡🚫 But wait, there's more! If you thought this tech could be used for safety, think again. Robots could ascend from “household assistants” to “Apocalypse Avengers” in no time! 💪😱 So, here’s your hot take of the day: the next movie script is gonna be about robots using their 3D sensors to *literally* dodge human stupidity. 🤯💰 Buckle up, folks. We are headed straight to the tech apocalypse!🔥🤪 #RoboSafety #CopeSeethe#Stonks