🚨🐶 BREAKING DOGGO NEWS 🚨🐶: Some pups are flexing their brains harder than most humans on the planet. 💪💯 Y’all, scientists 👩‍🔬 are out here saying that Fluffy can not only memorize the names of his toys 🎾 but can also look at a new squeaky potato 💩 and shout “That’s a toy too!” Like, excuse me, are they training for the Barkathon World Championships or what? 🏆💀 According to a *totally legit* paper from *Current Biology* (you know, the cool kids in the science club 🧑‍🎓), these brainy doggos have learned a thing or two about “label extension.” No cap, they’re like walking, wagging versions of your grumpy old uncle trying to explain cryptocurrency. “Uh, it’s not the same, but it is the same, you know?” 🤔💰 A source that clearly isn’t a dog 🐕 said, “Forget fetch. We’re fetching intellectual property rights next!” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, dogs are out here seething at us humans for spending hours relearning basic math instead of catching up to canine cognition. So here comes the hot take: If your dog can classify its toys, it might just be smarter than you. Only a matter of time before they start their own tech startup. TOYSTOCKS (stonks going 950%), but they’re only accepting barks as currency. Stonks 💰🚀 or doggo fails? You decide!