🌟🚨 Tech News Alert! FINALLY, the future we didn’t ask for is HERE! Solos is dropping TWO new pairs of smart glasses: the AirGo A5 and AirGo V2. EYE’M NOT JOKING! 🤓👓💥 These bad boys come packed with hands-free AI that'll probably judge you for not working out while you sit in your mom’s basement scrolling through TikTok! 💀🍕 But wait! They’ve got “intuition” now? Sounds like someone’s been watching too much of that *This Is Fine* meme while they were developing these things! 🔥🤡 👁️📸 Say goodbye to talking to yourself in public; now you can pretend to be talking to your glasses! 🤖💬 "Oh, AI, give me stock tips!" (📈 *Stonks* goes up, aka I'm just gonna cope with my coffee order because I forgot how to order IRL.) ☕💵 "Developer leaks" say: *"We just want to be your new best friend, but like... without the social awkwardness?"* 😂🙈 So, here’s the REAL tea, fam: these things are gonna end up being the next cringe TikTok gimmick. 🙌🌌 But mark my words, in 2025, everyone will be wearing these specs while trying to convince their "AI partner" they’re still single! 🤷‍♂️💔 Unleash the chaos, and let’s see how many people run into a wall while using these bad boys! #SmartGlassesOrNot #TheyHurtMyBrain 🤯✨ P.S. If you see someone wearing them just for *vibes*, remember: *they're probably hiding their shame.* 🤭💔