🎭🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Solos just dropped **TWO** pairs of smart glasses that *actually* look decent?! *Cue the applause* 👏👓💥 But fr fr, they’re aiming to make “wearable AI” more than just a weird flex you’d see at our Aunt Karen’s silent disco. 😂💃 Introducing the **AirGo A5** and **AirGo V2**—aka the tech no one asked for but we’re low-key vibing with (because who wouldn’t want to hear Elf on the Shelf roasting them?!). 🙅‍♂️🎤 *Developer quote leak*: “They look like regular glasses, and that's kinda the point. We want you to not feel like a dork…for once.” 🥴💔 The A5 is all about that **audio smarts**. Imagine walking down the street, saying “Hey Solos!” like you’re talking to your home assistant while trying not to look like a socially awkward potato— *we all know that’s impossible.* 🥔✨ And noise-cancellation? Say goodbye to the clowns (literally) trying to talk over your music at the bus stop. 🎶📉 🌌 But wait! The real tea is: if this flops harder than an online dating app after a breakup, we’ll just be stuck with the classic “This is fine” meme while we sip our overpriced lattes. ☕️🔥 So, mark my words: in 2030, we’ll ALL be wearing VR helmets instead of glasses because *why not.* 🕶️💀 #SolosOrNoGlow #Stonks 🚀💸