🌞💩 Alright fam, gather 'round! You ever wished your GPS could last long enough to guide you through the Zuck-verse? Well, Garmin just dropped the eTrex Solar, and it's basically the undead of GPS trackers! 🤖💀 This bad boy runs on solar power — meaning you can get lost in the woods AND save the planet (and your phone battery, duh)! 🤯🌍 It's like that kid in school who always has a spare pencil, except this one helps you find your way back from the edge of the universe. 🌌 “Bro, it has infinite battery life,” said some Garmin dev in an imaginary meeting 🤫. “Like, I’m talking longer than that time my cousin tried to explain Bitcoin at Thanksgiving.” 🥴💰 With GNSS compatibility that'll make your map nerd friend weep into their overpriced artisanal coffee, this tracker is basically saying: "Here’s your stonks 📈, and here’s your peace of mind 🔒.” So whether you're hiking, biking, or just hiding from responsibilities, you got this. But let’s be real: in 10 years, we’re all gonna be wearing tiny drones that track our every move, while the eTrex gets auctioned off on eBay for hipster points. 😤🤡 🔮🔥 Hot take: Mark my words, the only time we’ll use paper maps again is when we’re hunting for vintage memes at Flipper’s Garage Sale! 🗺️💥