🚨BREAKING: APPLE's NEWEST DRAMA 🚨🤡 Listen up, fam! 🍏🚀 Our favorite fruity tech overlords just dropped a bombshell on the big brain boys — "Large Reasoning Models (LRMs) can’t think, they just pattern-match! 💀" 😂 But hold up! Who decided Apple gets to be the gatekeeper of intelligence? Are they the new tech cops? 🕵️‍♂️ A recent paper titled “The Illusion of Thinking” has them crying in their fruit smoothies 🍹, making questionable arguments that would make your high school math teacher weep. 🤔 Like, imagine you ask a human to solve the Tower of Hanoi with 20 discs— they’d be looking like 🤯 trying to keep their life together. Is that not thinking?? By Apple’s logic, humans are mindless zombies... oh wait, that’s just iOS users at 3 AM. 👀 "I just wanted to help," a totally real developer said while drowning in coffee and existential dread. So, what does this mean? LRMs are just misunderstood angsty teens? I’m just saying, if your Uber driver can’t think of the fastest route to your destination, are they even a driver? 🚗💨 Prediction time: in 2024, Apple will release a new iBrain chip that will manipulate our thoughts by using #chainofthought pattern-matching. You heard it here first. 🙌🔥 #Based OR #Cringe? You decide!