🚨💰 CALLING ALL SECURITY NERDS! Sola Security just leveled up with a *fat* $35 MILLION handout 🤑💸 from Microsoft & crew! That's right, folks! They’re trying to make internet trolls cry and hackers seethe with jealousy! 😤💻 💀 So here’s the tea: this new cybersecurity startup is dropping stacks six months after their seed funding like it’s a beat drop in a TikTok dance challenge. And yes, Microsoft is right there, holding their hand like a co-pilot in the digital space 🚀. "It’s not just about popping stonks, fam. We’re here to keep the hackers crying in the corner!" says some imaginary dev at Sola🤖. S32 swoops in like a white knight, and you can't forget about the other big name hangers-on: Sequoia Capital and Glilot Capital. It’s basically like a meme convention, but instead of cringe TikToks, they’re just funding future-proof vaults for your priceless cat videos! 🐈💾 🔥😱 HOT TAKE: In an unhinged twist of fate, I predict that by 2024, Sola Security will either launch a *cybersecurity dating app* or backflip into a dystopian future where AI takes all the jobs but protects your cat videos like it's the crown jewels. Y’all better buckle up! #SolaSecurity #HackerHunter 💥💔