🔥🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The tech world just had a glow-up, and its name is Soham Parekh! 💀💻 This dude is out here juggling 3-4 startups at once like he’s some kind of human octopus. Oh wait, he is! 🦑💸 I mean, at this point, I’m convinced he’s got a secret lair filled with monitors pouring caffeine straight into his veins. ☕️📈 Did ya'll hear what Suhail Doshi, the Playground CEO, spilled? 😂 He dropped a bomb on social media like “PSA: Beware of Soham! He’s living in the Matrix while we’re still buffering.” 💁‍♂️ This is the plot twist we didn’t know we needed! Meanwhile, all I can picture are memed-up screenshots of Parekh with the caption “No one’s safe; I’ll hack your startup too!” 🕵️‍♂️💾 And let's be real, he’s probably just running a side hustle on the side hustle—call it “Soham’s Startup Emporium,” where the motto is “Get rich or get busy.” 😂💰 If he isn’t battling burnout, he’s definitely battling the cofounders in a Hunger Games-style showdown. May the odds be ever in your favor, buddy! 🎯👌 🔥🔥 Prediction time: By 2024, Soham will be the King of Tech—expect NFT portraits of him in a tech throne sipping code like it’s the finest wine. 🍷👑 #Based #Stonks