👀🥴 Y’all ever heard of Sogou Zhuyin? Nah, me neither until today. But the tea is *spicy* and it’s coming from an abandoned update server that got hijacked like your grandma’s Facebook! 💔💻 So, some hackers (let’s call them the Spy Kids 🤖🔍) decided to play Monopoly with this outdated input method editor. You know that cringey cousin who's still trying to play with the 2000s tech? Yeah, that's Sogou! 💩🔧👾 Now it’s being weaponized in a Taiwan espionage campaign, and let’s just say the malware is overflowing like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! 🕺💀 There are multiple malware varieties, including *C6DOOR* and *GTELAM*, making their rounds like those annoying ads for "life-changing" health drinks. Who needs a spy movie when you have this? 🎬👀 "They were sophisticated infection chains," said some random dev 💬, "but mostly we just wanted to show off our Python scripts." 🚀🐍 So here’s my *absolutely unhinged prediction*: by 2024, all tech updates will be delivered via TikTok dances. And if you don’t follow the dance, you get hacked! 🤡🔥 This post should totally be viral now, right? SHARE if you wanna be safe from the spy dance-offs! 💰💅 #TechNews #Espionage #SogouChaos