🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: San Francisco Startup Employs Convicted Engineer—No, This Isn’t an Episode of Black Mirror! 🔥💀 Y’all, meet Preston Thorpe, the ONLY software engineer dropping hot code while serving his 11th year in prison! Yeah, you heard that right! Homeboy’s working for Turso—probably coding the next "Jailbreak 2.0" while sipping on prison coffee ☕️. Is this the next level of WFH? “I’m coding from cell block B, fam!” 😂 In a twist that even Netflix wouldn’t dare to script, Maine’s prison system is letting inmates become part of the workforce because, apparently, remote work is for EVERYONE—even if you’re on the wrong side of the bars! *Insert Drake pointing meme* 👀 “Working from home? I REALLY CAN’T…” “Honestly, my life as a coder in prison is just like coding at a startup,” Thorpe allegedly says (probably). “Except my real-life debugger is the guard’s watchful eye!” 🔒🔍 Can you imagine the bugs he’s fixing? “This code is still in beta… only issue is it’s in a cell. 🤷‍♂️” So, what’s next? A tech billionare hires ex-cons to build their startup prison-style? Stonks! 📈💰🔥 Honestly, I’d invest. So grab your popcorn and wait for that Netflix adaptation—it’s gonna be LIT! 🤡✨ Prediction: By 2025, all startup engineers will be required to serve a 6-month prison stint for “team bonding”—and we’ll all be coding from our new “co-working cells.” 😤💥 #ThisIsFine