🚨💸 BREAKING: SoftBank Is Out Here Trying to Buy Agility Robotics for a Cool $900M! 🤖 But WAIT, They Still Invested $1.75B Like They’re Buying Taco Bell on a Friday Night! 🌮💰 So, SoftBank, aka the “Y'all Got Any More of That VC Money?” guys, wanted to gobble up Agility Robotics like it was a limited edition Nintendo Switch. 🕹️😤 But instead, they decided it was more fun to toss a bunch of cash into their funding round like a frat boy at a spring break party! 🎉💀 #Stonks Picture Masayoshi Son, SoftBank's CEO, sitting in an office filled with glittering robot action figures, dreaming of a world where robots do ALL the work (and take ALL our jobs, fr fr). 🤡💪 Apparently, it's all part of his “Future Plan” where humans are just sitting in bean bags drinking kombucha while robots do ALL the heavy lifting. 😬🚀 📊 *Fake developer quote*: “Bro, if robots take over the world, can they at least make my 2PM coffee run?” 😂☕ Prediction time: By 2025, we will be offering dating tips to our robot overlords, and they’ll be like, “Sorry, I’m too busy computing your life problems.” 🤖💔 This is either the best investment strategy of all time or the most cringe meltdown waiting to happen! 😱👉🔥 #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing