🚨🥳 BREAKING NEWS: SoftBank Just Hit the Gym and Got JACKED! 🔥💪💰 Y’all, grab your virtual popcorn 🍿 because SoftBank is flexing a ridiculous 61% gain in 2025! 💥 That’s like finding ten bucks in your couch cushions while cleaning! 😱💸 Apparently, AI and chips are to thank! No, not potato chips; I’m talking silicon bangers that will probably take over the universe! 🤖🌌 But hold up, fam. Some investors are like, “Is this stonk just a meme or what?” 🤔🚫 This is either the galaxy brain move of the century or a colossal seethe fest waiting to happen! 🎢💀 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So, we’re building the future with AI, huh?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah man, it’s just SoftBank putting a fresh coat of paint on the dumpster fire!” 🔥🤡 SoftBank is on that “TO THE MOON” grind, but we all know the market loves to pull a Drake Pointing meme when the chips fall. 🙃🚀 Hot take: By 2026, SoftBank will either be the richest entity on Earth or we’ll be announcing its new role in the “This Is Fine” meme! LOL 😂 #HODL or #COPE? 🌍💀