💀🚨Tech gossip alert! Grab your popcorn, fam, 'cause SoftBank, the overlord of tech deals, is in DEEP waters with the FTC! 🍿💰 Mfw $6.5 BILLION is on the line for AI chip designer Ampere and the government decides to say, "Nahhhh, let's slow down a bit." 😂 FTC just hit ’em with a 🔥 “second request” like they're sliding into the DMs of every chip designer on the block. Sources say this probe could stretch longer than my last relationship, like “is this still going?” 💔💔 Meanwhile, SoftBank’s like "Can we get a BREAK?" as they try to snatch up Ampere and add it to their stash of tech toys next to Arm, like some kind of chip-trading Pokémon master. 🍠🚀 Rumor has it Masayoshi Son, the kingpin of SoftBank, was overheard saying, "If I can't buy 'em all, I guess I'll just make my own metaverse!" 🤖🛒 So, if you’re keeping stonks in SoftBank, this is either a cringe or based move depending on how you feel about government probes. 🤷‍♂️💀 Final hot take: If SoftBank can’t snag Ampere, they’ll just make an AI chip of their own that generates memes! 🤡💥 I can see it now: "Everything is Fine" AI chip, coming soon! 🔥🔥 #SoftBankDrama #ChipWars #FTCBro😬💔✨