🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: SOFTBANK & OPENAI ARE OFFICIALLY IN A “WE'RE NOT READY” VIBE CHECK! 💥🚨 Sources say SoftBank’s grand plan to sprinkle AI magic on Japanese corporate customers has hit more snags than a cat in a yarn factory! 🧶😹 You thought the “This is fine” dog was sweating? Nah fam, that's SoftBank right now with their “🤖 AI revolution” plan looking more like a “I don’t even know what day it is” situation. 📅💀 Leaked developer quote: *"We thought we'd be upgrading Japan with AI by October... turns out we're just here for the sushi!"* 🍣😂 September went by faster than your last Tinder date, and now we’re stuck waiting for an update in *November*. Talk about digital cock-blocking, amirite? 💔🍂 Meanwhile, everyone else is out here flexing their AI muscles like the new Stonks meme— SoftBank is just over here crying in *AI-lish* 🌌✨. Drake *pointing meme* at SoftBank: "When your JV is looking more like a JOKE, fam!" So buckle up folks, because I predict when they finally launch, it'll be more “one small step for AI, one giant leap for more crushing disappointment!” 🚀🔥 What’s a corporate wait without a bit of meme chaos, though?! Share this and let’s keep the wild AI train rolling! 🚂💨