🚨 *BREAKING*: SoftBank just dropped a Q1 net profit bombshell of $2.87B, and everyone is shook! 💰💰 I mean, they were expected to pull in only a measly $850M, but then they said, “Nah, fam, we’ll flex harder than your cousin’s crypto portfolio.” 🤡🔥 All thanks to their bag-chasing buddy, Nvidia! 🤖💚 Like, if you ain’t stacking greenbacks with AI, what are you even doing? Imagine if SoftBank's portfolio was a meme: "This is fine." 🔥💀 In a developer meeting (because they definitely wear hoodies and drink overpriced coffee), one brave coder was heard saying, "We’re basically whale watching when it comes to late-stage funding. 🤷‍♂️ Stonks up, baby!" 😂 And get this: Their Vision Fund supposedly struts around flexing a **$45B** portfolio. That’s not just a vibe, that’s an entire mood! 🤯💸 So what’s the hot take? SoftBank is about to revolutionize the market, but watch out! They’re getting too comfy and could drop a tech bomb like Blockbuster did with Netflix. 🚀 NO CAP, brace yourselves for the next big crash, folks! Are we ready for another *“this is not fine”* meme? 🤔🙌 #SoftBankSaga #AIOverload