🚨🚀 Breaking News: SoftBank just leveled up the game like a player spamming the “buy” button in a gacha game! 🎮💸 Say goodbye to boring EVs, and hello to AI servers that can probably predict your next existential crisis! 🤖💀 🤔 So, SoftBank just snagged Foxconn’s Ohio plant, right? Major league stonks move if I ever saw one! 💰✨ But what’s their grand plan? It’s not just another meme factory—oh no, they’re launching the $500 BILLION “Stargate” project! Like we needed more portals to weird tech dimensions. 🌌💫 It’s basically an investment the size of your aunt's family BBQ platter, and we all know it’s just as unpredictable! 🍖🔥 💬 "We thought AI servers were a good idea because, like, who doesn't want a server that can be sad with you?" said an imaginary SoftBank dev, probably while chugging energy drinks. ☕️🤡 Meanwhile, Oracle is out here like Drake pointing: “Yeah, I’m definitely going to work with AI AND SoftBank... no cap.” 🥴 So grab your tinfoil hats because I predict the world’s about to be controlled by a super-intelligent AI that wants to sell you Bluetooth toaster ovens! 🍞🤖 This is fine. 🔥💥 Hit that share button if you're ready for a future where toasters have more sentience than your last date! 🤪💥