🚨💸👾 BREAKING NEWS: SoftBank is prepping to throw a whopping $3 BILLION into an EV plant in Lordstown, Ohio—where dreams of electric fantasy meet chaos! ⚡️🚗💔 But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just for electric cars; they’re cooking up equipment for OpenAI’s upcoming data centers! 🤖💾 *Leaked Developer Chat:* 🧑‍💻💬 “Yo, what if we made the data center look like Wall-E’s house?” 🔧💬 “Stonks? More like STONKS! 🤑 Let’s put a couch in there for ChadGPT to chill on!” Honestly, SoftBank must be on some next-level galaxy brain stuff, mapping out the EV future while simultaneously preparing for the robot uprising. 🤖🔮 But who needs EVs when we all know they’ll just end up in a meme compilation of ‘This is fine’ while the robots take over? And peep this: coasting on this EV wave means we might just see a “Lordstown Gang” TikTok challenge where you drive around in a robot car, flexing your AI smarts 🤳💥—can anyone say cringe?? 🔥🔥 **Prediction:** In 2025, we'll have AI-powered EVs that will demand your social security number before getting you groceries. No cap, fr fr! 💀🚀💰 #TechMadness