🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: AI Agents Just Got Some Identity Drama, and I’m HERE for it! 💥🤖🌈 So, gather 'round tech nerds, because Keycard Labs Inc. is making moves like it’s The Hunger Games and they just got sponsored by Capital One! 🏹💳 They’ve acquired Runebook (sounds like a failed "Harry Potter" spin-off 🤡) to turn their AI agents into digital Fort Knoxes. 🏰💰 🎭 Imagine AI agents with their own “roles” like they’re auditioning for a Netflix reality show. 🤔 “Hi, I'm Bob the AI, and I ONLY do grocery list management. Sorry, not sorry!” 🙄 That’s basically what Keycard is selling. Role restrictions? Introverts are quaking! And let’s be honest, if you think you need a special app just to tell AI who can do what, then please 🚪💨 just go ahead and close the tab on that cringe! 🤡🖥️ “This is fine” meme level REAL. 🌈🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We’re basically giving AI agents their own social security numbers, but without the actual benefits. 🤷‍♂️🧾” So lemme hit you with a *hot take*: In 2050, AI agents will be unionizing for *actual* rights. Stonks? More like bonkers. 🤑💀🔥 Share this if you love chaos, or if you're just bored out of your mind!💖✌️💥