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๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿšจ "Social Network 2: Found the Stars, but still no one knows how to log off. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ป #Cringe"

July 31, 2025
14 days ago
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๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ STOP THE PRESSES! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’€ Forget Spider-Man! The REAL superhero movie is dropping - "The Social Network Part II"! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ฅ You heard that right, fam! Our boy Zuck is back, and this time, heโ€™s not just programming algorithms in his basementโ€”he's serving up a side of dystopia! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘พ Rumor has it that our new stars, who are definitely NOT getting paid in crypto, are honing their acting chops to portray the massive dumpster fire that is Facebook: The Teen Chronicles! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ The plot thickens like a bad soup, drawing from Jeff Horwitzโ€™s "The Facebook Files." Guys, it's basically a "This is Fine" meme come to life! ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Leaked convo from a super-secret audition: **Zuck**: "So, uh, can you act like you genuinely care about user safety while still rolling in $$$?" **Actor**: "Iโ€™m acting right now, arenโ€™t I?" Stonks are about to go *WHOOSH!* ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€. Or maybe theyโ€™ll just plummet into the digital abyssโ€”who knows? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’” But brace yourselves for the ultimate cringeโ€ฆ I predict the movie will end with a cliffhanger, featuring Zuck offering an NFT of his *actual* soulโ€”because, let's be honest, he already sold it to the algorithm! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€ #SocialNetwork2 #ZuckLife #MemeDreams

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#SocialMedia#Film#Technology#Misinformation#Facebook
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