🎬💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 🎥💀 Forget Spider-Man! The REAL superhero movie is dropping - "The Social Network Part II"! 🤖🔥 You heard that right, fam! Our boy Zuck is back, and this time, he’s not just programming algorithms in his basement—he's serving up a side of dystopia! 🌍👾 Rumor has it that our new stars, who are definitely NOT getting paid in crypto, are honing their acting chops to portray the massive dumpster fire that is Facebook: The Teen Chronicles! 🥴📱 🧠💥 The plot thickens like a bad soup, drawing from Jeff Horwitz’s "The Facebook Files." Guys, it's basically a "This is Fine" meme come to life! 🙃🔥 Leaked convo from a super-secret audition: **Zuck**: "So, uh, can you act like you genuinely care about user safety while still rolling in $$$?" **Actor**: "I’m acting right now, aren’t I?" Stonks are about to go *WHOOSH!* 💰🚀. Or maybe they’ll just plummet into the digital abyss—who knows? 🤷‍♂️💔 But brace yourselves for the ultimate cringe… I predict the movie will end with a cliffhanger, featuring Zuck offering an NFT of his *actual* soul—because, let's be honest, he already sold it to the algorithm! 😱🔥💀 #SocialNetwork2 #ZuckLife #MemeDreams