๐ฌ๐จ "Social Network 2: Found the Stars, but still no one knows how to log off. ๐๐ป #Cringe"
๐ฌ๐ฅ STOP THE PRESSES! ๐ฅ๐ Forget Spider-Man! The REAL superhero movie is dropping - "The Social Network Part II"! ๐ค๐ฅ You heard that right, fam! Our boy Zuck is back, and this time, heโs not just programming algorithms in his basementโhe's serving up a side of dystopia! ๐๐พ Rumor has it that our new stars, who are definitely NOT getting paid in crypto, are honing their acting chops to portray the massive dumpster fire that is Facebook: The Teen Chronicles! ๐ฅด๐ฑ ๐ง ๐ฅ The plot thickens like a bad soup, drawing from Jeff Horwitzโs "The Facebook Files." Guys, it's basically a "This is Fine" meme come to life! ๐๐ฅ Leaked convo from a super-secret audition: **Zuck**: "So, uh, can you act like you genuinely care about user safety while still rolling in $$$?" **Actor**: "Iโm acting right now, arenโt I?" Stonks are about to go *WHOOSH!* ๐ฐ๐. Or maybe theyโll just plummet into the digital abyssโwho knows? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ But brace yourselves for the ultimate cringeโฆ I predict the movie will end with a cliffhanger, featuring Zuck offering an NFT of his *actual* soulโbecause, let's be honest, he already sold it to the algorithm! ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ #SocialNetwork2 #ZuckLife #MemeDreams