🚨💔 BREAKING: Snowflake is OUT HERE like your ex who won the lottery 🍾💰, raking in a staggering 32% growth while the rest of tech is crying in a corner 🤡🔥. Bro, while everyone's been clutching their wallets like they’re at a family dinner with rich relatives, *data infrastructure* has been flexing harder than your cousin’s fake tan 💪🤑. “Honestly, we just put some glitter on our servers and said it was AI-ready,” leaked a Snowflake developer in an exclusive behind-the-scenes interview with my cat 😹. And you KNOW businesses are throwing cash at this like it’s Black Friday in a tech dystopia 🚀👾. Meanwhile, every tech CEO not backed by venture capital is sipping their overpriced lattes like, “This is fine” ☕🔥. Like, good luck, pals—coastal elite tech bros are moonwalking away from your “innovative” ideas, bro. But fr fr, if you’re betting against Snowflake? That’s the classic “Drake pointing” meme in reverse—just straight-up regression and cringe 🥴. You want AI? You’re gonna need a data infrastructure tougher than your mom's lasagna. Hot take? In 2024, every company will have *data clouds* so big they’ll make Hurricane Katrina look like a drizzle 🌧️. Get ready, fam—chaos is coming! 💥🌌 #Stonks