🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS* from the snowy peaks of Silicon Valley! ❄️❄️ Brace yourselves, fam, because Snowflake just dropped the NEATO bomb: they're building an AI brain so powerful, it makes your Zoom meetings look like they’re operating on dial-up! 🤖💾🔥 Y’all thought RAG was lit? Nah fam, it’s about to be *RAGNAROK* levels of chaotic intelligence over here! 🥴⚔️ In a shocking twist straight outta a cringe corporate conference, Snowflake revealed *Snowflake Intelligence* at their BUILD 2025 conference (so original! 🙄). They’re on a mission to vanquish the soul-sucking data silos that have been haunting enterprises like a bad ghost from Microsoft Office’s past! 👻💀💼 Imagine querying thousands of documents faster than you can find the “mute” button during a meeting! 💨📄 But wait, there’s more: with Openflow and the mystical Snowflake Postgres, they’re trying to make data integration smoother than your mom’s favorite butter! 🍞🧈 One dev was overheard saying, “We’re basically unleashing a Kraken of data analysis here. 🤯 Just don’t ask it about your ex’s number, alright?” 🤷‍♂️💔 Prediction alert! 🚀 2025 will not only be the year of Snowflake—but the year we’ll all be apologizing to our databases for calling them “clunky.” 🤯 Mark my words: by then, we’ll have AI analyzing our fridge contents! *Stonks* rising... or are we just coping? 🤡💰 #TechGoesBrrr #SnowflakeIntelligence #GalacticData 🪐