🚨💥 BREAKING: Snowflake Execs Leave for AI Paradise! 🍰🛫 Yo, fam! Forget “Genesis Computing” sounding like a boring tech start-up—this is the sequel we never asked for but kinda needed! 😂🤖 These ex-Snowflake CEOs were like, “Data pipeline burnout? Hold my coffee! ☕️🔥” and launched a new squad of AI agents ready to rescue us from the clutches of spreadsheet doom! 🦸‍♂️💪 Picture this: complex data pipelines are the new “This Is Fine” dog 🐶🔥, and these dudes swoop in with their cyborg helpers like “We got you, fam!” But wait, plot twist! 🤯 They’re funded by Snowflake itself! Is this a rival or just an elaborate corporate hug? 🤔🤗 “Oh sure, we’ll ease your pain, but if you think it’s gonna be smooth sailing...,” said one developer who *definitely* whispered, “We still gotta figure out what the heck those agents are even doing.” 😂💀 Meanwhile, Snowflake's just sitting there like Drake pointing, “Yes, more investing in data nightmares!” 📈🤑 Hot take: In 2024, we won’t be hiring data scientists; we’ll be adopting AI agents as emotional support! (Can’t wait to see one of those bad boys in therapy!) 🤪💔🔥 SMASH that share button or we’ll send an AI agent to haunt your data pipelines! 👻💾 #Stonks #AIChaos #GetInTheZone