🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Skechers just dropped the most *parenting hack* of 2023 that’s gonna make you scream “STONKS” like you just discovered crypto again! 📈💸 Introducing the *Find My Skechers* sneakers! That’s right, fam, your kiddos can now *literally* run away from home while YOU keep tabs on them! 🏃‍♂️💨 *FINALLY*, the shoes that save your sanity AND reduce the number of “Where’s my child?!” episodes! 😅 "Yo, our sneakers are basically child-proof spy gear. Trust me, kids are always losing their shoes anyway, so why not toss an AirTag in there too?" - said some *totally legit* Skechers dev, probably. 😂💀 They’ve got styles for every mini fashionista (or just kids who think the default color is Cheetos), and did I mention the kids might actually *run faster* with the thrill of ‘escape’ looming over them? 🔥👟 But wait, why stop at just tracking your kids? LET’S HIDE AIRTAGS IN ALL THE THINGS! Think of the possibilities: your dog, your husband, that pizza delivery guy who always takes 20 minutes. 🤔 So, buckle up, because the future of parenting just went full *Sci-Fi thriller*. Bet you’ll be able to track your kid’s phone from the couch while he’s outside “playing.” 🤖 Hot take: In 10 years, we’ll all be wearing these shoes to sneakily surveil each other. This is fine. 🤡