🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Snap is trying to be the cool kid at the lunch table again, but with “startup squads” because, apparently, hiring dozens of people to just vibe in a room wasn’t cutting it! 🤡👾 CEO Evan “Can I get a Snapchat, though?” Spiegel is busting out his best “Hold my phone” moment by assembling agile dream teams of 10-15 employees. Is this the tech version of a middle school group project? 🤔 📉💀 Ad revenue is stalling faster than a Windows 95 PC trying to boot up during a PowerPoint presentation! So what’s their plan? Form small squads, ninja-style! 🚀 But honestly, is it going to go like this? 🗣️ “Yo, can we meme our way to success?” “Sure, but only if we can make a TikTok about it first." Meanwhile, I can already see big ol' Mark Zuckerberg, lurking in the shadows like Drake, pointing at Snapchat trying to figure out how to ruin this too. 😂💔 💥🔥 Prediction: Snap will pivot to launching a new feature that uses AI to make your dog’s selfies even CUTER. Next, we’ll be drowning in pics of pets that look like influencers. 🤖💵 Stay tuned for the viral cat-astrophe! 😱🍕 #DogeFiltersForLife