🚨🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: SNAP'S NEW SPECTACLES SO YOU CAN BUY THINGS IN 2024!!!* 🔥🚨🚨 That's right fam, your favorite ghost-app that somehow didn't drown in the TikTok tsunami is making AR glasses that’ll let you shop while pretending to be a holographic Millennial 😎🤖. Imagine walking around, clapping your hands like a seal for discounts at Old Navy, all while looking *extra* ridiculous 🙃. Snap's shooting its shot with "Specs," and guess what? You can buy stuff directly through your glasses!!! 💸💸 It's like if Amazon and your dad's fantasy of shopping in real life decided to have a love child named “Commerce Kit” #signmeup 😩. Snap CTO Bobby Murphy was quoted saying, "We’re like stonks, but for AR” 🤡📈 – OK Bobby, we get it. This is the *future*! Except it's more like the cringe future where you pay $5 for a digital hat in a wacky AR game 🤑👒. Developers can strut their stuff, too, getting that sweet, sweet cash 💰 if you know where to find it, which… spoiler alert, is still not in Snapchat!! 😂 But here’s where it gets spicy 🔥—my hot take? These glasses will *absolutely* result in more people shopping for *fake bread* than actual groceries. I mean, who needs food when you can buy an AR hotdog?! 🍔😅 *Devs, if you ain't building AR hot dogs, what are you even doing?!* 💀💀🔥 #SpecsOn #BuyInAR 💀💀