🚨 BREAKING: SmudgedSerpent Hackers Are OUT HERE Shaking Up U.S. Policy Like It’s a Bad TikTok Dance Challenge! 🤡📉 Yo, fam, gather ‘round! We’ve got a spicy brew of geopolitical tea today! ☕💥 A mysterious ragtag group of hackers known as UNK_SmudgedSerpent (like, what even is that name? Sounds like a failed Pokémon) has taken a vacation from their mom’s basement to target U.S. policy experts. While tensions are high between Iran and Israel, these keyboard warriors are flexing harder than a gym rat on TikTok! 💪😂 “They used domestic political lures like a 3 AM infomercial!” 🤯 - Typical Developer Quote Also heard they’re using societal changes as bait, kind of like that one Tinder date where it’s all *red flags* and *vibes* but you still swipe right because you’re thirsty. 💔➡️💧 So, basically, while pols are debating who gets to sit at the big kids' table 🍽️, SmudgedSerpent is out here making the world look more chaotic than a cat meme! Predictions? 🤖🔥 Next, these hackers will come for our memes – YES, THAT’S A THREAT – and release a cyberpunk album featuring Drake as the lead singer! 🎤💰 Stay woke, or you might just wake up with your 2025 election predictions in the dumpster! 🚀💀 #SmudgedSerpent #BigCapEnergy