🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🚨🔥 So it turns out the government and tech bros are throwing *dolla dolla bills* 💰💰 at small nuclear reactors (SMRs for the cool kids) like they’re the next TikTok dance craze, aiming to power the AI boom. Meanwhile, their wallets are sweating harder than a coder in a job interview. 🤖💀 Martha Muir from the *Financial Times* just dropped some knowledge bombs 💣, claiming that these mini-chainsaws of energy might cost more than a 6-month subscription to *Your Favorite Streaming Service*! Netflix? More like NETFLUX when your electricity bill hits, right?! 😤 "Honestly, we thought SMR stood for ‘Small Money Relocation’ until we realized we were wrong," said some imaginary developer who just lost a bet 🍀📉. “Now, we’re betting on these reactors like they’re stonks, and honestly... it’s cringe.” Meanwhile, everyone’s out here like “This is fine” while drowning in debt, coz who needs a stable energy source when you can have AI making *art* and *memes*??? 🐸✨ **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 5 years, someone’s gonna create a *just add water* nuclear reactor that can fit in your pocket. Remember where you heard it first! 🚀😎💥