🚨🌐 SMISHING SCAM ALERT! 🚨🤖💸 Folks, buckle up! The "Smishing Triad" is *not* a new K-pop group, but rather a phishing apocalypse with 194,000 malicious domains and counting! That's more sketchy websites than a toddler's art project goes through before hitting the fridge. 🎨👀 Reports are in from our pals at Palo Alto Networks (yes, the security squad we all depend on to keep our grandma’s cookies from being hacked) revealing these cyber shenanigans have ALL the vibes of an over-caffeinated hacker sitting in their mom's basement, chanting “phish or be phished.” 💀🔥 🕵️‍♂️🤔 A leaked convo from a “sus” developer sounds like this: 👨‍💻 Developer A: “Bro, can we even keep track of all these domains?” 👨‍💻 Developer B: “Nah, just slap ‘Malicious 😉’ on the DNS record and chill.” 👨‍💻 Dev A: “Based! Let's *smish* before we get SMASHED!” And don’t even get me started on that Hong Kong registrar 🤡. You know it’s just a front for a stealthy squad of hackers plotting their next “GET RICH QUICK” scheme. 💰 Here’s the hot take of the week: if you’re clicking links from sketchy texts, you're just one cringe step away from a *this is fine* meme IRL. In 2025, we’re gonna be seeing *smishing* in the *Dictionary of Sad Tech Realities.* 😱✨ Remember: Don't be a victim, be a meme! Now share this chaos! 🚀🦙💥