🚨🏃‍♂️💨 BREAKING NEWS: The Great Marathon Watch Showdown! 🥵🤖 So, your boy decided it was time to put down the pizza 🍕 and pick up the pace 🏃‍♀️ because apparently, sitting on the couch doesn’t count as marathon training?! 🤡 Anyway, I dove deep into the abyss of smartwatch hell and found the *best* and *worst* watches for my upcoming marathon. Spoiler: It’s chaotic. 🤯🔥 💔 *BEST OPTION*: The Garmin FOMO 9000💅 This bad boy's training plans are so personalized, it’s like it knows when you're crying over your emotional support snacks. 🍿💔 With features that’ll make you feel like a literal gazelle 🦓, you’re gonna prance through that marathon like it’s a TikTok dance! (I’m definitely not training by doing the Renegade mid-run, no cap! 👀) 😱 *WORST OPTION*: The Pebble Beach Blunder 💦 This watch glitched harder than my ex’s excuses 🙈. Its marathon plan looked like it was written by a potato 🥔. I genuinely thought it would send me back to the starting line? Uhhh, hard pass on my 26.2 for that one. 🚀 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE*: “Honestly, we thought people just wanted to die at mile 20, so we made the plans ultra-cringe.” 🤦‍♂️💀 But here’s the hot take, fam: Next year, we're all just buying those fancy treadmill desks and pretending to run marathons while we sip iced coffee. #2040Vision 👁️💰 💥 Mark my words: In 2025, the only marathon will be running your mouth on Twitter! 🔥👀💬 Share if you don't want to be left in the