🌊🥽 BREAKING NEWS IN THE SWIMMERVERSE! 🎉💦 Form just dropped their Smart Swim 2 goggles, and the tech is hotter than a sauna on a summer day! 🔥 So, what’s new, you ask? Well, imagine if your goggles went to the gym and came back jacked 💪—smaller, lighter, and now packing a punch with heart rate tracking! Talk about workout goals! 😤💖🩴 But lest we forget, they still got that sad 72 x 40-pixel display that’s basically the potato quality of the goggle game. 📺🥔 But wait, there's more! You can wear this tech on either side! Why? WHO KNOWS! 😂 Maybe it’s for the ambidextrous swimmers who just can’t decide which shoulder to flex. 💰Starting at $279 (or $329 for the Pro version that’s like getting a silver spoon with your digital compass, no cap), it’s time to flex your wallets AND your muscles. 💸🦵 Remember, if you're not catching waves, you’re just in a puddle 🤡🌊. As the kids say, “this is fine.” SPOILER ALERT: In 2024, expect goggles that come with AR features that post your swimming stats to IG stories automatically while you choke on pool water. 🚀💀 #GoggleGoals #StonksOrStinks? 🤖